Sherlock Holmes is a Pirate

Where is my pirate hat?

I MUST FIND JOHN’S BOOOTTTAYYY

SHERLOCK AS A PIRATE

Requesting Benedict Cumberbatch with eyepatches.

There is no Benedict Cumberbatch. There is only me.

Fuck knighthood.

Piratehood is what I’m after.

Sherlock is a pirate and refuses to come out of a tree. He’s the most dangerous man in all the seven seas.

ARGH

I’m Sherlock Homles. I’m a pirate.